Innocent Pathan ha ha ha ha Very funny

Back in the 70's and 80's, motion pictures like Smokey and the Bandit, Breaker and Convoy produced a rage of absurd and now and again naughty call signs (or handles), that truckers and haulage organizations utilized like their own particular private dialect. Cell telephones have everything except put an end to the CB marvel, however around the globe there are still some hardcore 'Elastic Duckies' frequenting the haulage organizations' wireless transmissions and doing it their way!

Call signs for the most part occur from somebody's appearance, a clever episode out and about, an identity quality (or deformity!) or a drivers surname. For the most part in the conveyance work industry, a handle or call sign is chosen for you by mate or destiny and you don't have a say, and is intended to give others a tremendous giggle to your detriment! So we figure now is the right time to bounce on the temporary fad and make your conveyance work more fun by looking at a couple of our oldies, goldies (and a couple of out and out peculiar ones!) and getting motivated to brainstorm your own particular to ridicule your mates! Go on - you know you need to!

(By the way we assume no acknowledgment or dishonor for any of these genuine cases found on the web!)

Stormin ol' Norman - Well clearly - yet turns out she's a young lady! Go figure!

Twin Haemaroid Floyd - What? They come as twins?

Yogi Bear and Boo - For the enormous shaggy trucker and his little mate, or possibly it was his wife.

Master Lucan and Nanny - As in 'You've got Lord Lucan here, with Nanny riding shotgun.' (Mmm, he's well read if a bit boring)

Prompt ball - A prominent one with the sparkly head unit. (Apparently exceptionally common in haulage organizations around the world!)

Vanilla Smoothie - See above yet pale white too! Favor!)

Kermit the Brick - Fluorescent street slaughter?

Butcher the Transporta - Hope his haulage work is superior to anything his spelling.)

Little girl of Slaughter - We kid you not! (On the other hand would it say it was Dorta of Slaughter?)

The Ginger Ninja - Look out he's over yonder! No there!

Tex the Lex - evidently the name given to a dyslexic Texan trucker who couldn't read street signs, and wound up bringing on a monstrous heap up on a US motorway! He was boycotted from many haulage organizations! Not decent you all!

Box - Always went with his pet rabbits in the lodge of his truck. Mmm, what's up with THAT doc?

Munchkin Clutchpedal - A charming little gentleman who needed to have the grip pedal adjusted in his truck before any haulage organizations would go up against him!

Tea Pot Teddy - Short and heavy - say no more!

Thin Jim - Well, the top fit a quarter century, however now this gentleman is HUGE! Be careful - names stick!

Two-clock Tom - Not a womanizer, only a gentleman who could never get his conveyance work right the first run through!

Ancient Haemaroid - Nope, no reason! Obviously this gentleman simply said he needed something nobody else would consider, and he needed to make individuals snicker. Employment done!


Innocent Pathan ha ha ha ha Very funny by PakGirlz