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Funniest Christmas Jokes - Why do you think people during the festive period leading up to Christmas day say to others on passing in the street "Happy Christmas?" Surely it does not have to be spelt out, okay for the select few that it does; it is simply a way of telling others you hope they will have a jolly and happy time just like they are having. Let us not forget the reason why we do this. December 25th: Christmas day is when we celebrate the birth of Christ. So for this reason alone we rejoice.

What will make this year a Happy Christmas for you? No doubt we all wish for the same thing that world wars will cease, and our soldiers will return home safe, no more killings on our streets, the starving fed and the homeless have a bed for the night. Sadly because these horrors continue it means many Christmas wishes people make might not come true, so for them we say a prayer

When people are happy they smile and laugh, and why do they smile and laugh, simply because their happy. All joking aside it is generally because people are tickled pink over something funny that is been said like funniest Christmas jokes. This is an indicator for you to act on, it tells you that if you say something funny this Christmas your sure to get a laugh which will make them happy, and that is without being tickled.

Christmas entertainment does not get any better if you have a joker in the midst, and every family has one of those. It may even be yourself, if so allot this person or you that all important time to get the Christmas party going, and when it does then the fun will begin. There is nothing to beat the sound of laughter to tell you that everyone is enjoying themselves.

When Christmas dinner is over and you are all gathered round the fire cracking nuts and eating fruit let the joker take centre stage and start cracking Christmas Jokes. You can make this time even funnier by dressing up. Someone in a funny costume will always get a laugh before they have chance to open their mouth to tell a funny joke.

Most Funniest Christmas Jokes

1. Just before Christmas, two brothers were spending the night at their Grandmas house. At bed time, they knelt down to say their prayers. As they closed their eyes, one boy said in a loud voice, "Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a Wii, a telescope and a new bike." His older brother said, "Why are you shouting? God is not deaf." "I know," said his brother, "but Grandma is."

2. It was not long off Christmas and Billy and Ben decided to build an ice skating rink in the middle of their pasture. A shepherd happened to be leading his flock nearby and decided to take a shortcut across the frozen field. But the sheep were scared of the ice and would not go onto it. The shepherd became frustrated and began pulling them along to the other side. "Look at that," said Billy. "That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!"

3. A couple of days before Christmas, a business man was anxious to get home from a business trip. The trip had been exhausting and he was not in a good mood. The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. He thought their decorations were tacky. The worst decoration, he thought, was the plastic mistletoe hung over the luggage scale. Being in a bad mood, he said to the woman at the counter, "You know, even if I were not married, I would not kiss you." That is not what it is there for," said the attendant. "It is so you can kiss your luggage goodbye."


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